Prime Monster

Yes, that’s right - a new patch has received Royal Assent and can now be released to you fine citizens. But what’s it all about? OPENING STATEMENTS Let’s start with what we’ve done to…the start.  As of now, your very first Red Box decision allows you to make a Tactic choice - meaning you can start “expressing” yourself as Leader of the Opposition right away! Which will surely be a treat for your first opponent. A SNEAKY PREVIEW…OF UPGRADES “It’s not where you’re from, it’s where you’re going to” - a trite cliché loved by politicians across the world. But it CAN be true of Tactics ( could this

As the release month draws to a close, we have another patch for you. And this one contains some much-requested features... FAST MODE   Sometimes politicians just don't know when to shut up. We get it. From now on, you can open the Settings at any time and toggle Fast Mode on. This will speed up animations, remove pauses and reduce delays all across the game. Now your career can really crash and burn - at speed!   CANCELLING ACTIONS Just like any good politician, you wanted to be able to commit to something and then gracelessly reverse your decision. Again, very reasonable. So now you can! Aft

Prime Monster has been out for 4 days, and an awful lot of very bad ideas have become law in the Fractured Kingdom. And all thanks to you! You've beaten, killed and cajoled your MPs (sometimes in that order) and done even worse to your opponents. Truly an inspiration to politicians everywhere. While watching these democratic horrors take place, we have been busy addressing a whole variety of issues - bugs, balancing, complaints, desires, and other general fixes. The full list of changes is at the bottom of this post. We wanted to let you know here that we appreciate all the reviews and the com

Order, order! Settle down… Yes, the headline is accurate. The votes have been counted. The result is in… YOU have been duly elected as the next Leader of the Opposition in the Fractured Kingdom. But do you have what it takes to become Prime Monster? Speed is vital in any campaign - so if you run for office in the next two weeks you’ll enjoy a 15% launch discount! It’s time for change* in the Fractured Kingdom. It’s time for YOU. *Quality of change not guaranteed.

Ordeeeeeeer! There is officially one week to go before it's time for YOU to run for office in the Fractured Kingdom. Like the brilliant politician you are, I'm sure you've already started planning your first term as Prime Monster in great detail. After all, you'll want to hit the ground running and not just stumble into the job with no plan and immediately start lurching from crisis to crisis, right? That would be idiotic! But just in case you're NOT fully prepared, you can always get in a little more practice by playing our freshly updated demo! If you delve inside you're likely to find tacti

That's right - you'll be able to play the full game of Prime Monster very, very soon! We think it's terribly boring when games are announced and then don't come out for a million years - so we thought we'd try something radical and NOT do that. Along with today's announcement, we've also got a new trailer where Sir Blandolph Grey - Head of the Snivel Service - is giving you a quick introduction to your responsibilities as Prime Monster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIm8V_OYEqY Sounds like fun, eh? No wonder politicians always seem so relaxed. If you prefer static pictures to videos, we've a